1. |
Down the Hatchet
05:33
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"Down the Hatchet"
Oh
Oh my
Oh my brain
O my brain has never munched such mush
The Republican and Democratic parties
disputing minuscule percentiles
between their respective barbarities
Partisans puking pabulum along
with du jour puppets of puppeteers
Crime isn't criminal if the right team
does it every two, four, or six years
Yes, yes, yes--I prefer the body pile over there
No, no, no--I prefer the body pile over here
Yes, yes, yes--I prefer the body pile over there
(No, no, no)
No, no, no--I prefer the body pile over here
(Yes, yes, yes)
Hooooray!
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Hooooray!
[x 2]
O my tongue has never slurped such slush
Pixilated nation pours frat-house alcohol
Nazi war criminals deserved their punishment
America contravenes Nuremberg protocols
Our people were just doing their jobs
to protect police and warfare states
Ask the dead about the difference
between torture from the SS or CIA
Yes, yes, yes--I prefer the bodies stacked like that
No, no, no--I prefer the bodies stacked like this
Hooooray!
Hooray for Vietnam!
Hooooray!
Hooray for Afghanistan!
Hooooray!
Hooray for Iraq!
Huzzah for another century
of violent foreign policy!
I prefer Republican fingers on the buttons
Yes, I prefer Republican fingers on the buttons
No I prefer Democratic fingers on the buttons
Yes, I prefer Democratic fingers on the buttons
No I want Republicans with their fingers on the--
No I want Democrats with their fingers on the--
I want Democrats with their fingers on the buttons
Oh I want Democrats with their fingers on the buttons
No I want Republicans with their fingers on the buttons
I do want Republicans with their fingers on the buttons
No I prefer Democratic fingers on the buttons
No I prefer Republican fingers on the buttons
(But I want no Republicans,
no Democrats
and no red buttons
But I prefer no Democrats,
no Republicans
and no red buttons)
Oh my
Between bumper-sticker simplifications
bats invade the Democratic belfry
Behind the knick-knacks of nationalism
dictatorship forms Republican pageantry
Imagine interaction sans barriers
of ballot boxes, boot boys, 'n' billy clubs
Think leviathan State anachronistic
O my thoughts have never thought such thunks
O my thoughts
have never thunk such thuds
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2. |
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"Nature Nixes Mumbo Mantras"
The world refuses to heal
despite the passionate musicians
who lament environmental decay
in the catchiest of ways
as they breed at or beyond
the replacement rate
Dude, that's such a catchy chorus
(Duuude!);
it rocks like ironic activists
But if you care about this crisis,
better allocate some quality time
for a good look at,
a long talk with,
your conventional penis
Easy to blame corporations
or castigate world governments
but your precious little miracles
are merely market signals
to producers of fossil fuels
and industrial chemicals
Perhaps pollution
doesn't bother you like you say it does
Perhaps (Perhaps) sickness
doesn't bother you like you claim it does
Perhaps (Perhaps) suffering
doesn't bother you like you say it does
Not drought, not landfills, not crowding
Not deforestation, nor poverty
Not war, not extinction, or sprawling
Not epidemics, nor scarcity
Not eminent domain or exponential karaoke
Not even millions dying prematurely
Parents with kiddos at protests:
you rock like ironic musicians
But if you care about this crisis,
better allocate some quality time
for a good look at,
a long talk with,
your recreant organs
Bet you never fathomed we God monsters
would get the heavens
so damned riled up
that they'd rip themselves apart
and wrap their hands
right around our throats
Breeder times breeders
x more breeders:
you shout those catchy slogans;
they rock like ironic musicians
Bro--Bro--Bro
Bro!--Bro!--Bro!
Your hip unworldly lyrics
hop heaven like Bible chariots
But if you care about this crisis,
better allocate some quality time
for a good look at,
a long talk with,
your conventional penis
If you really want
a better planet,
ride the night with
rubber right after
you ramp yourself up
with a review
of basic mathematics
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3. |
Soma Romance
04:27
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"Soma Romance"
Line up... Line up... [x 3]
Line up, line up!
Line up love lyrics
and whine just right
(Line up love lyrics...)
Line up those lyrics
and it's success overnight
(...and whine just right)
Line up love lyrics
and whine just right
(Line up love lyrics...)
Line up those lyrics
for your successful primetime
(...and whine just right)
More platinum scamming for the masses
Nothing ventured, nothing clever
Same syrup sick and sicker
Nothing loving, nothing liking
in the forging of forever
through addiction and jealousy
Egos tripping, masters planning
Oh yes, baby, you belong to me
Don't deconstruct that too carefully
Line up love lyrics
and whine just right
(Line up, line up!)
Line up those lyrics
to set the night alight
(Line up, line up!)
Line up love lyrics
and whine just right
(Line up, line up!)
Line up those lyrics
for stupefied copulation tonight
Radio rodeo looping ventricles
Nothing thoughtful, nothing helpful
Slapdash claptrap surrounds synapses
Nothing hallowed, nothing healthful
in the lashing of lifetimes
to antiquated tethers
Aping states, aping religions
Baby, constrict your universe to fit me
Pretend you were never interplanetary
You, you, you are mine
You, you, you are mine, mine, mine
You, you, you are mine
You, you, you are mine, mine, mine, mine
You, you, you are mine
You, you, you are mine, mine, mine
You, you, you are mine
Farewell to our freedom, Fräulein
Line up, line up [x 3]
Line up, line up!
Line up love lyrics
and whine just right
(Line up love lyrics...)
[Line up, line up!]
Line up those lyrics
and it's success overnight
(...and croon just right)
Line up love lyrics
and whine just right
(Line up love lyrics...)
[Line up, line up!]
Line up those lyrics
for dazzling date nights
(...and croon just right)
Line up love lyrics
and croon just right
(Line up love lyrics...)
[Line up, line up!]
Line up those lyrics
and it's success overnight
(...and whine just right)
Line up love lyrics
and croon just right
(Line up love lyrics...)
[Line up, line up!]
Line up those lyrics
for contractual lifetimes
(...and whine just right)
Open this Valentine box
Your notions find dynamite
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4. |
Artistic Apology
06:34
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"Artistic Apology"
Some of us artists are sorry,
so very sorry
Some of us artists are truly sorry,
so truly sorry
Some of us artists are sorry,
so very sorry
(Sorry)
Some of us artists are truly sorry,
so truly sorry
(Sorry, sorry, sorry)
We need to apologize
for being so powerful,
for being so inspirational,
or for being so fatuous
So sorry!
We've inspired an epidemic
of farmers tipping their pitchforks
to rock them like Jimi Hendrix
and windmill like Pete Townsend
It's caused a catastrophe:
an ongoing drastic increase
in agricultural workplace injuries
to phalanges, arms, and privies
But the heartland lies bleeding
There's been a massive reduction
in the production of First Aid kits
Former assemblers bang street buckets
And no one bandages bodies
that have no hospitals anyway
given nurses grew tired and inspired
from us calling them rats, bees, & slaves
Sorry, so sorry
You work the one gig
We work the other gig
Sorry, so sorry
for distorting that distinction
distantly beyond this
Sorry, so sorry
for distorting other things
'til you're transformed or pissed
Too many folks have changed
because of our reckless invective
Now millions do nothing more
except publishing on the internet
Please return to your 9-to-5's
given death from the dearth of
food and medicine, housing & transportation,
textiles, appliances, production, and innovation
Our callousness & pretentiousness
can't start motors, raise grain stalks,
stitch a sneaker, boil a beaker,
synthesize compounds, truck goods around
Sorry, so sorry
You work the day shift
We work the night shift
Sorry, so sorry
for distorting that distinction
distantly beyond this
Sometimes our shifts are concurrent,
both making dimes in our difference
Sometimes we all work graveyards
in skins that don't ever seem to fit
We each suffer cemetery summers
without days for respite or exit
Sorry, so sorry
for acting like a village
overloaded with idiots
We owe you a lot more credit
Many of you have the decency
to retire at 65 or before
once your careers are over
You don't con your colleagues,
your neighbors, family or friends
into buying tickets for some
Middle Management Reunion Tour
No smashing the smash hits like
"Total Insurance" or "Honest Accounting"
to bob like broken ocean buoys
at another concert of poached eggs
No former rockers hardly rocking
as they abandon their dignity
in cocoons of cognitive dissonance
and the commons of public decency
Sorry, so sorry
You work your shifts
We work our shifts
Sorry, so sorry
for distorting that distinction
distantly beyond this
Sorry, so sorry
for butchering that binary
like numbskulls and nitwits
We implore you to return to how
you generated discretionary income
so you can finance our delusion
and delivery of didactic dictums
We also encourage you to notice
how groups will extend choruses
(Hey Judge)
until Gandhi would grant you permission
(Excuse me)
to raise your hand and smack them
(Hurry the hell up, Harry!)
Blah [x blah]
(To raise your hand and smack them!)
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"The Sleep of Life or Death"
Waking up, one down, to a daybreak
with a destination of dynamite
The mountains can be murderers
when you wanna shine like anthracite
Nature and humankind holding knives,
nurturing each other as accomplices
The explosions in the closing distance
are dreams that can't be accomplishments
Lift me up, lift me up
Lift me up; lift me, lift me
Please release me from this bed
by god or by goddess,
by medicine or machine
I want to do what I see my heroes doing
here on the computer and TV screens
I need a recovery to rescue my life
before everything stops flickering
I promise not to kill time like
the idle rich or the wild teenager
If opportunity windows open,
I will never let them shatter
It won't be like those two years
of landmines laid beneath sunshine
Not one declaration to departure
to start itself decades ahead of time
Lift me up, lift me up
Lift me up; lift me, lift me
Please release me from this bed
by god or by goddess,
by medicine or machine
I want to do what I see my neighbors doing
My eyes shuttering behind window screens
I need regeneration to restore this body
that's hastening its mortality
There's a sleep that leads to death
and another one that leads to life
Doctors and nurses bedeviled by
the births so cursed despite prayers
and experiments glimmering in bright
hospital lights
There's a sleep that leads to death
and another one that leads to life
A frame and a brain which thrash
while peace ignores the partition
between first breath and the first
quiet night
There's a sleep that leads to death
and another one that leads to life
and there's a never-ending nightmare
searching for scenes where the police
are reading handcuffed deities
their rights
Lift me up, lift me up
Please release me from this bed
by god or by goddess,
by medicine or machine
before my back finishes bending,
before my lungs finish collapsing,
before my heart finishes breaking
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6. |
Civilizing Force
03:58
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"Civilizing Force"
Yes, sir, and Yes, ma'am,
I raise my hand
and I do swear
to bounce my brain between spheres
And I
will console myself with conflict
should I descend into despair
Yes, sir, and Yes, ma'am,
I understand that
what's impermissible for private citizens
remains permissible for public government
Lying was lying,
robbing was robbing
and murder was murder
until divine politicians arrived
(Hallelujah!)
to supplant a normalcy of ethics
with the nuances of politics
Imagine mayhem, imagine molestation, imagine mugging
without election seasons
Imagine mayhem, imagine molestation, imagine mugging
without insider connections
Imagine mayhem, imagine molestation, imagine mugging
without octopi agencies
Imagine
Imagine!
Ah
Ah!
Yes, sir, and Yes, ma'am,
I raise my hand
(Yes!)
and I do swear
to bounce my brain between spheres
And I
(Yes!)
will soften my sense with slogans
should I descend into despair
Yes, sir, and Yes, ma'am,
I understand that
what's impermissible for private citizens
remains permissible for public government
Just flaunt your laws
and it's fine to swipe people's property
Just flash your badge
and mum's the tongue about the beatings
Just don your duds
and it's hand to head for the bombings
You can count on me,
you can count on us.
You can count on me,
you can count on us!
Yes, sir, and Yes, ma'am,
we raise our hands
and we do swear
to bounce our brains between spheres
And we
will console ourselves with conflict
should we descend into despair
Yes, sir, and Yes, ma'am,
I understand that
Yes, sir; oh, Sire,
I understand that
God bless you if your destruction's politically authorized
God damn you if government doesn't bless you to brutalize
God bless you, God damn you, God bless you
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7. |
Sex Machine Eulogies
05:56
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"Sex Machine Eulogies"
Dear friends and dear family:
we have gathered here today
to celebrate the beauty of
Rooney & Jolley,
two of humanity's finest human beings,
who were taken from us all
by a terrible limousine accident
As a bisexual who saw them both
in the tux, the dress, and the buff,
I know I will speak for everyone
as I recall what made them truly great
Rooney made the babes cry like Niagara,
sent them flying without taking Viagra
More pork in his barrel than ConAgra
So orgasmic it mattered little to me
that he never remembered my name
even as my body recalled his stamina
Jolley had organic Hollywood breasts,
those teeth as white, as bright, as Crest
Two hips that kicked like George Best
Bucked in bedrooms like Denver Broncos
More black tea in her tank than Texaco
Hon had a tongue that could summon tornados
Sit down, sit down, sit down &
reflect on the sex machine eulogies
Send folks off into Heaven the way
that we measured them in mortality
Rooney, Jolley
Jolley, Rooney
Rooney, Jolley
The King and Queen of perfecting sexy
Rooney, Jolley
Jolley, Rooney
Rooney, Jolley
The King & Queen of God's Eternity
If only Rooney would resurrect,
so we could worship his ass
If only Jolley would wake up,
so we could adore her rack
O our dear Barbecue Backside,
(Why?!)
O our dear Aphrodite Melons,
(Why?!)
we can't focus without you
(Why?!)
Sit down, sit down, sit down and
reflect on the sex machine eulogies
Send folks off into Heaven the way
(the way, the way, the way),
that we measured them in mortality
Let's celebrate this commemoration
of these two divine creations
by honoring all the living who
stay foxy until their cremations
Rooney epitomized the total individual
Hairline paid out daily residuals
Enough to house domesticated animals
His winks hardened any nearby nipples
Whenever he passed a wishing well,
he never tinkled, or stole the nickels
Hardly wrapped his assets with Wranglers
or lifted his shirt to flash that six pack
Standard envy before hotties attacked
Jolley exemplified such a special person
Her glance made every loin burn
Topped VH1's Top 100 Head Turns
Infidel to all underwear religions
Ensured that men knew they were
near a miracle of soy-milk skin
Manis and pedis like Christmas lights
She pilfered from select purses only
Always told a party hostess goodnight
Sit down, sit down, sit down and
reflect on the sex machine eulogies
Send folks off into Heaven the way
that we measured them in mortality
Clutch their memory to your breast,
the memory of their lasting beauty
Rooney!
Jolley!
Rooney
Jolley
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8. |
Tupperware Twang
03:49
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"Tupperware Twang"
Yee-haw!
Sort of!
Not really!
Here at the Tupperware Twang factory:
Waylon and Williams pics hang crooked
Mary & Carrie tributes sit by the basement
They're kept for appearances, not inspiration
Tight butts, media bodies, and paste faces,
we didn't bring you here for originality
You're here to further perfect a market
that makes us all worthless yet wealthy
Time for you to stand like deer in headlight lineups,
to get yerself a gait without gumption or giddyup
Tupperware Twang, Tupperware Twang
Here's a gun and there's a gun
But not a one ever goes Bang!
Don't worry about your testes or ovaries
They'll be kept with your guts at the factory
Just open wide after the assembly line
With fixing all finished it's time for feeding
Our songwriters have saccharine by the sack
Don't Wynonna if your voices aren't perfect
Our studios can manipulate them like music
that leaps onto faces as layers of confect
If songs sound like gumball machines keep puking,
console yerselves with cameos of banjo or fiddling
Tupperware Twang, Tupperware Twang
Here's a gun and there's a gun
But not a one ever goes Bang!
(not a one, not a one); (ever goes Bang!)
Tupperware Twang, Tupperware Twang
No need to start making art
when you're fashioning gold chains
Don't none of you go imagining
your own topics, music, or lyrics
Just imagine dwindling countryside
that remembers your former spirits
And don't none of you go get
chirping like some Dixie Chicks
who hear about American freedom
and actually try to actualize it
Real stars and real Americans know
real freedom comes from kissing ass
When politicians drop their drawers,
your lips better salute such flags
True patriots know this nation
was founded by those who bowed
before a worldwide empire until
their brains and hearts fell out
Tupperware Twang, Tupperware Twang
Here's a gun and there's a gun
But not a one ever goes Bang!
Not a one will ever go Bang!
But those same guns always
pop out little white flags
Factory mice in machinery traps,
may all your dreams be free
of any cat dressed in black
who rises from a record stack
and shoots your compact disc
just to watch it snap in half!
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"Searching for Salinger Searchers"
I will never forget the night that J.D. Salinger
pasted his face to my bedroom window
and demanded to know all my thoughts
about every work of his I'd ever read
He told me that I owed him as a fan
because I'd powerfully shared publicly
my affection for the precision of his dialog
and the innovation of his short stories
I tried to explain to the maniac that I said
all there was to say in that one declaration
But he said that he knew there was more
and he wouldn't stop until I helped him feed
the ravenous wolf packs that I unleashed
inside him with the kindness of my insights
And he kept showing up
So I kept calling the cops
Salinger's outside my house again
Salinger's outside my office again
He thinks he's Spider-Man again,
crawling all over my timeshare condo
Why can't authors embrace our privacy
the way they instigate these imbroglios?
I decided to build a barrier around my home
but Salinger remained relentless with me
He'd follow me to Burger King and ask
how I could possibly enjoy the Whopper
when I claimed I hated society
As he continued to steal my French fries,
I asked him where he got his information
He told me that biographers and filmmakers
wanted to feature a fan for the planet
and they'd been dishing my dirt to him
I responded that they'd never spoken
to me or to anyone from my inner circle,
adding that he better leave BK soon
and slapped his hand off my milkshake
But he kept showing up
So I kept calling the cops
Salinger's outside KFC again
Salinger's outside Arby's again
He's dressed as Ronald McDonald again,
thinking disguises can hide his intentions
You should see him run in those red shoes
when security arrives for clown intervention
''Well lucky me'' or so I thought after I died,
thinking that he couldn't bug me now
But he stalked my plot on night one,
bellowing for my bones to rise again
I could see flower foundations collapsing
as he stomped them because I left him
He announced he was there with colleagues
who enjoy graveyard invasions like he does
Closing my eyes tighter than death's usual drape,
I hoped their obsession wouldn't go this far
but dirt began to fly and I couldn't get away
Clicking cameras and video recorders descended
alongside Salinger who reached out for me,
shook my body, and yelled ''Hello!''
Salinger says he'll get answers from my family
He says that he'll get them from my friends
He says he'll approach my former neighbors
I can hear wolves howling between our bodies
and I wonder if two skeletons must disintegrate
before J.D. and I will finally rest in peace
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10. |
Staging the Backlash
07:44
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"Staging the Backlash"
Distinguished members
of our decorated society,
your attention to center stage
if you would please
The Order of Nostalgic Waxers
has called this meeting
to discuss the mystery
of modern global terrorism
Whatever happened to halcyon days
when our ancestors would invade
on their ships as big as tidal waves
while polite natives just stood ashore
without spears and without swords
to welcome another uninvited war?
They'd just surrender their property,
praise the remains of their bodies
and stuff their children with stories
about offering gratitude, building shrines
to Europeans whipping them in goldmines
for economics right from the Divine
Why can't today's targets be more civilized?
They won't let residences get revitalized
Instead they go and strap bombs to their bodies
just because we strapped bombs to their countries
Have they lost their heads like they lost the right god?
Pray tell this absence of circumstance and pom-poms
That's no way to treat other human beings
Today's ingrates just don't appreciate
the importance of these brutal dictates
propped up by a perfect foreign state
that manipulates markets everywhere
to ensure that welfare billionaires
won't suffer as multimillionaires
Then they set up these insurgencies
when we must unleash our military
'cause democracy requires atrocities
No respect for the rich traditions
of murder, plunder, and violation
to fatten God's newest favorite nation
Instead they go and strap bombs to their bodies
just because we strapped bombs to their countries
Have they lost their heads like they lost the right god?
Don't they know our domain includes home and abroad?
That's no way to treat other human beings
The future teems with guaranteed enemies
These people lack perspective
on drone attacks in the East
They see white ghosts of death
in our dark drones of peace
When missiles preserve their faces,
they won't turn the other cheek
Only hundreds of charred civilians
but they're mourning past a week
Modern foreigners must fathom
that freedom cannot be free
Like Yahweh demanded lambs,
it requires sacrificial bodies
If they attained the power
to become the world's police,
we would let them invade here
and treat them like Divinity
Throw roses to their gunboats
Hold their slogans in our brains
House their faces in our hearts
Shout praises to their airplanes
Then we'd merely bow down
as if the bombs bursting in air
were simply the heavenly hosts
just answering all our prayers
But because American behavior
will be the first eternal empire,
people should honor ancestors
the way that we honor ours;
they should live their lives
the way that we live ours;
they should bless black skies
after we're done shooting stars
And to the ones who do survive,
or expand beneath cyclops eye:
Flick your switches as you protest
rebels who became kings and tsars
The American Century always promised
an American Millennia to protect us
from having to exchange our skin
for the permanence of your scars
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